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Scott Gilbert's avatar

And yet, it's perfectly scaled to the Presidential "Mushroom," according to Stormy Daniels.

Laura S in Maine's avatar

Like "Stonehenge" in "This Is Spinal Tap."

Steve Sack's avatar

If I made it truly accurate you'd need a microscope.

Scott Dominic Carpenter's avatar

Well done! Now he can move over to make room for the MAFA movement (Make America French Again)...

Skepticat's avatar

BINGO!

Audrey Eve's avatar

Exactly what Trump deserves--"a pint-sized monument to a huge loser."

Not sure how his enormous EGO would handle it!

Joe Musich's avatar

"I taught I saw a puddy rat !" says Sylvester waiting for the chuncky rotund miniture figure to block the light in the tiny archway again.

Kathryn Pierce's avatar

Perfect! Even the tiny gold decorations are there. They'll probably be stolen soon.

When I saw the tuba man, the description was hidden off the bottom of the page, and I was marveling at your sculptural skills! Then I scrolled down, and was marveling again at your painting skills to fool me that it wasn't a three-dimensional piece! We'll done, sir! As a brass instrument player, though, I can tell you with certainty that that contraption could never work! 🤣

Steve Sack's avatar

I have zero music skills, Kathryn. Though I always wished I did.

John Watne's avatar

Quite the victory. Ruined the world economy, and weakened the US and our European allies while strengthening Iran, Russia, and China.

Steve Sack's avatar

He's a legend in his own mind.

Hairbender's avatar

Can't wait to see how you scale all his accomplishments once he's gone!

Steve Sack's avatar

Keep a microscope handy!

Wayne's avatar

donnie dementia doesn't realize that all he is doing will be ripped down the second he leaves. I hope they melt down any gold they find to help pay for all the work.

Steve Sack's avatar

It'll be satisfying to see.

Artleytoons's avatar

Make Tuba Guy a sculpture. Make Tiny Triumph a key chain, noting actual size.

Steve Sack's avatar

Great suggestions!