Win this Steve Sack Sculpture

Who doesn’t want to see Trump in an orange jumpsuit?

Hey there—Steve Sack here.

I’ve got something special for you: a chance to win an original piece of art by Pulitzer Prize–winning cartoonist Steve Sack. First drawing: April 1. Don’t miss it.

“FOTUS: Felon Of The United States”, 3D Resin, 4x5x4”

“Prez Pedo” in the slammer may be only a dream, but it’s a dream you can hold in your hand.

This is a limited-edition artwork: a few have gone to friends, a couple have been sold, one is being held for the Smithsonian (joke), and the rest I’ve reserved for you, SackStackers.

Every paid Substack subscriber is automatically entered to win one of these. No forms. No hoops. No nonsense.

But Wait, There’s More

As you probably know, every new paid member gets one of my oh-so-classy Trump whoopee cushions, as well as a commemorative (appropriately schlocky) Trump Coin—truly unique political collectibles of historical import not seen since the classic “I like Ike” campaign buttons.

Why I’m Doing This

Look, I don’t wall off my cartoons. Most of my work stays free.

But paid subscriptions are what keep the lights on. Think of yourself as a modern-day benefactor—like Lorenzo de’ Medici in the Renaissance—and I’m your combination Michelangelo/graffiti hooligan with a can of spray paint.

Rather than wall off sections of my Substack, I choose instead to beg and bribe. These items are my small way of saying thank you.

The Details

I’ll be drawing winners on April 1, May 1, and June 1.

Three months. Three sculptures. Three chances to win.

If you’re paid—you’re in.

(Quick note: This giveaway is for U.S. subscribers only. International friends—I love you, but shipping is a nightmare.)

Ready?

Head to SteveSack.Substack.com and upgrade to a paid subscription for $8/month. Or a yearly subscription, or benefactor. All are eligible for the drawing.

Support independent cartooning. Get some weird stuff. And maybe win a piece of satirical history. Wow your friends— and drive your crazy MAGA uncle even crazier.

Again, I can’t tell you how much I appreciate your support, at any level. Follow me, share me, restack me…It’s all good.

—Steve​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​